The World That’s Coming

NOTE: PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS POST WAS COMPOSED ON 1 APRIL 2009, APRIL FOOL’S DAY.  ANY INFORMATION CONTAINED HEREIN IS HIGHLY SUSPECT AND NOT BENEFICIAL FOR SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION.  WE* ALSO DO NOT FACEBOOK STALK ANYBODY, NOT EVEN INDUSTRY LUMINARIES.

At Solid Cactus, we pride ourselves on knowing what the next big thing is. Our team spends a substantial amount of time reading blogs, browsing sites, perusing Tweets and Facebook stalking industry luminaries and using that info to parse out just what the arising trends in SEO and social media are going to be.

So, we’re pretty confident when we tell you that we’ve figured it out.

This is pretty technical, so try to keep up.

1. Find a keyword that you want to rank better for.

2. Place that keyword on your site lots of times. Don’t worry about context; the engines are too robot-like to recognize this tactic for what it is.

3. Now, this is the important part. Change the color of the text to match the color of your website’s background.

Now you’ll rank for this magic keyword in no time, and NOBODY will be the wiser about how you accomplished it.

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Stay tuned to our blog for some hot tips on how Meta Keywords can catapult you to the top of the SERPs.

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